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Sunday, February 10, 2008

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LUCKY FOR YOU HERE WE ARE!!

OK FRIENDS, FAMILY, & FANS
THE BETTIS' HAVE ARRIVED! I HAVE BEEN APPROACHED BY SEVERAL PEOPLE TO DO THIS. I DONT BELEIVE IN PEER PRESSURE. BUT LUCKY FOR YOU I BELIEVE IN BRAGGING ABOUT MY FAMILY & SHOWING OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES. BUT WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT OUR DAILY GOING-ONS? THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT UNTIL I KEPT GETTING DAILY PHONE CALLS FROM PEOPLE ASKING ME "SO WHAT'S BRINLEY DONE TODAY?" ABOUT AN HOUR INTO THE PHONE CONVERSATION I WOULD BE NEARLY IN TEARS & THEY WOULD BE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. SO WHY NOT SHARE WITH THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO CARE, OR WHO JUST NEED A GOOD LAUGH. IM PRETTY SURE THAT AFTER TALKING WITH ME DURING ONE OF BRINLEY'S "SPECIAL DAYS," YOU MIGHT FIND YOURSELF COMFORTED IN THE FACT THAT YOUR LIFE ISNT SO BAD, OR YOU ARE NOT ALONE. THAT IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR, TO PROVIDE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT. LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY I LOVE JOE FROST (SUPERNANNY) BUT I AM POSITIVE THAT MY BRINLEY WILL DEFINETLY GIVE HER A RUN FOR HER MONEY. I HAVE TRIED CONSISTENTLY TO REINFORCE WHAT SHE HAS PREACHED. LET'S JUST SAY, BRINLEY WON!! NOT ONLY DID SHE WIN, BUT SHE KICKED MY BUTT LAUGHING!! LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE AS I SIT HERE (RARE) I LOOK OVER YONDER AND SEE BRINLEY IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE HAND SOAP. SHE IS SQUIRTING IT ALL OVER THE FRONT OF THE CABINET.

"BRINLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
IN MY LOUDEST VOICE POSSIBLE BECAUSE I HAVE VERY LITTLE VOICE RIGHT NOW,
"HONEY IM JUST CLEANING THIS CUPBOARD. IT'S OK."
"BRINLEY STOP IT NOW!"
"BUT HONEY, IT'S DIRTY & I JUST CLEANING IT FOR YOU."
IN HER SWEETEST VOICE POSSIBLE.

SO I AM NOW OUT OF HAND SOAP IN THE BATHROOM BUT THE CUPBOARD IS CLEANED, IF YOU CONSIDER A BLACK CUPBOARD CLUMPED HERE & THERE WITH WHITE DOVE HAND SOAP CLEAN?!?!

MY DAYS ARE LONG. MY DAYS ARE EXHAUSTING. MY GIRLS ARE THE GREATEST!