Where did I go wrong? Why does my child eat dirt?
Thursday, August 7, 2008
HAVE I DONE SOMETHING WRONG?
Posted by BRINLEY & HADLEY'S MOM at Thursday, August 07, 2008
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A LITTLE BOY WHO HAS FELT OUR LOVE AND PRAYERS!
MUS-GIK
BRINLEY-ISMS
I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY FRIEND JANAE & BRINLEY WAS IN THE ROOM WITH ME. ALL OF THE SUDDEN I HEAR HER SAY
"WHAT DA' HELL?"
I LOOK OVER AND SHE IS HOLDING A BROKEN SCRUNCHIE. I EXPLAIN TO HER THAT WE DON'T SAY THAT. IT'S A NAUGHTY WORD. SHE THEN ASKS,
"HOW ABOUT OH MY HELL?"
APPARENTLY I WASN'T CLEAR ON WHICH WORD WAS NAUGHTY.
"NO BRINLEY, WE DON'T SAY HELL. HELL IS A NAUGHTY WORD. YOU CAN SAY "OH MY GOODNESS" INSTEAD."
SO I TRY TO CONTINUE ON WITH MY PHONE CONVERSATION, BEING AS I JUST DID MY MOTHERLY DUTY FOR THE HOUR BY TEACHING MY DAUGHTER RIGHT FROM WRONG. RIGHT?
TWO SECONDS LATER SHE SAYS,
"OH MY GOODNESS HELL!!"
MY FRIEND STARTS LAUGHING AND SAYS
"DOES IT SCARE YOU THAT SHE IS SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU?"
THE ANSWER TO THIS IS "HELL YES!!"
DISCLAIMER: SHE LEARNED THIS WORD FROM HER FATHER
"WHAT DA' HELL?"
I LOOK OVER AND SHE IS HOLDING A BROKEN SCRUNCHIE. I EXPLAIN TO HER THAT WE DON'T SAY THAT. IT'S A NAUGHTY WORD. SHE THEN ASKS,
"HOW ABOUT OH MY HELL?"
APPARENTLY I WASN'T CLEAR ON WHICH WORD WAS NAUGHTY.
"NO BRINLEY, WE DON'T SAY HELL. HELL IS A NAUGHTY WORD. YOU CAN SAY "OH MY GOODNESS" INSTEAD."
SO I TRY TO CONTINUE ON WITH MY PHONE CONVERSATION, BEING AS I JUST DID MY MOTHERLY DUTY FOR THE HOUR BY TEACHING MY DAUGHTER RIGHT FROM WRONG. RIGHT?
TWO SECONDS LATER SHE SAYS,
"OH MY GOODNESS HELL!!"
MY FRIEND STARTS LAUGHING AND SAYS
"DOES IT SCARE YOU THAT SHE IS SO MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU?"
THE ANSWER TO THIS IS "HELL YES!!"
DISCLAIMER: SHE LEARNED THIS WORD FROM HER FATHER
BRINLEY-ISMS
OK, SO WE HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT BRINLEY IS A NUT! THAT IS MEANT IN A NICE, POSITIVE, LOVING, UPLIFTING WAY!
TODAY SHE WAS OUTSIDE IN THE BACKYARD YELLING,
"EVERYBODY, COME OUT OF YOUR HOUSES!"
REPEATEDLY. LIKE, IM OUT HERE SO EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BE.
TODAY, SHE ALSO HANDED HADLEY A DOLL AND SAID
"THAT WILL BE FOUR DOLLARS PLEASE."
TODAY SHE WAS OUTSIDE IN THE BACKYARD YELLING,
"EVERYBODY, COME OUT OF YOUR HOUSES!"
REPEATEDLY. LIKE, IM OUT HERE SO EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD BE.
TODAY, SHE ALSO HANDED HADLEY A DOLL AND SAID
"THAT WILL BE FOUR DOLLARS PLEASE."
BRINLEY-ISMS
TODAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK, BRINNERS WENT INTO HADLEY'S ROOM TO "ENTERTAIN" HER UNTIL CAYSE COULD GET HER OUT OF HER CRIB. WHEN HE WALKED INTO THE ROOM HE FOUND THAT BRINLEY HAD TAKEN JUST ABOUT EVERY TOY THAT WE OWN AND PUT THEM INTO HADLEY'S CRIB.
LATER THAT NIGHT AS I WAS PUTTING HADLEY TO BED, I WAS CLEANING OUT THE TOYS. THE TOYS HAD BEEN ORGANIZED INTO BINS WHICH WERE NOW ALL DUMPED INTO THE CRIB. I SAID TO BRINLEY
"BRINLEY THIS REALLY MAKES ME MAD THAT YOU DUMPED ALL OF THESE BINS IN HERE."
SHE LOOKED AT ME & SAID
"I DIDN'T DUMP THEM MOM, I USED MY HANDS!"
LIKE THIS WOULD MAKE IT ALL BETTER!!
LATER THAT NIGHT AS I WAS PUTTING HADLEY TO BED, I WAS CLEANING OUT THE TOYS. THE TOYS HAD BEEN ORGANIZED INTO BINS WHICH WERE NOW ALL DUMPED INTO THE CRIB. I SAID TO BRINLEY
"BRINLEY THIS REALLY MAKES ME MAD THAT YOU DUMPED ALL OF THESE BINS IN HERE."
SHE LOOKED AT ME & SAID
"I DIDN'T DUMP THEM MOM, I USED MY HANDS!"
LIKE THIS WOULD MAKE IT ALL BETTER!!
BRINLEY-ISMS
"MOM COME LOOK, MY POOP IS MELTED"
BRINLEY IS ON A STRONG ANTI-BIOTIC. THE MEDICINE IS CAUSING HER TO HAVE "LOOSE STOOL" AKA MELTED POOP!!!!
BRINLEY IS ON A STRONG ANTI-BIOTIC. THE MEDICINE IS CAUSING HER TO HAVE "LOOSE STOOL" AKA MELTED POOP!!!!
BRINLEY-ISMS
"BRINLEY DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!"
"BUT MOM, I NOT TALKING BACK TO YOU, "
I TALKING IN FRONT OF YOU!"
REALLY, WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THAT? I'M DOOMED!
"BUT MOM, I NOT TALKING BACK TO YOU, "
I TALKING IN FRONT OF YOU!"
REALLY, WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THAT? I'M DOOMED!
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3 comments:
Why do they have to eat everything that is not glued down! She is beautiful!
Do you really want me to answer that....? She is a cutie! It must be the age, my little Ruby does the same thing.
Sometimes kids have a nutritional deficiency and they fill it by eating very weird things like dirt. Kind of like some pregnant women. Can't remember what it's called. She still is a doll, though!
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