IM CURLING MY BARBIE'S HAIR........

"BRINLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"NUFFIN MOM,JUST CURLING MY BARBIE'S HAIR."

MOM DROPS WHAT SHE IS DOING & RUNS INTO THE BATHROOM.
AS SHE IS HOPELESSLY RUNNING, FORGETTING THAT NOT ONLY IS SHE 30, BUT SHE HAS WHAT SOME DOCTORS CONSIDER "A LITTLE BIT OF A WEIGHT PROBLEM," SHE IS IMAGINING THE SCENE OF THE CRIME BEFORE ARRIVING. BURNT BARBIE HAIR, THE AWFUL, HARD TO GET RID OF SMELL OF BURNT PLASTIC AND HER PRECIOUS, DARLING, PERFECT, ANGEL BRINLEY-GIRL STANDING IN THE MIDST OF ALL OF IT. UPON ARRIVING SHE FINDS HERSELF BREATHING A SIGH OF... WELL FIRST OF ALL SHE NOTICES SURPRISINGLY, THAT SHE IS STILL BREATHING, THOUGH LABORED. SHE IS ABLE TO BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF REALIZING THAT HER INCREDIBLY TALENTED THREE YEAR OLD HAS FOUND OTHER OPTIONS TO BEAUTIFY A TWENTY SOMETHING YEAR OLD BARBIE.

KUDOS TO BRINLEY!!
WATCH OUT SHELBY, YOU'VE GOT SOME STIFF COMPETITION